Why am I the "before" picture in the male enhancement pill brochure? My wife said those were just for her?

We had a little to much to drink, the kids were at my parents house... we rented a few "movies" on demand..... before you knew it the camera was out. I originally thought I was going to be the photographer, but she convinced me otherwise... I was a little concerned , but she ured me their was no film in the camera....well I must have been caught up in the moment because the camera was a Polaroid and I did'nt even notice the pictures flying out of it. Now there's a brochure on the dining room table ( which, of course is now a pool table, but you all know that story). She said she sent it to all our friends and neighbors..... how can she be so cold and ruthless? Plus , should'nt I get some kind of money for that?